Rumors

Hey everyone, how's your lives? Another day in paradise? Good, good. I'm writing you today to address some rumors that have been flying around about me. Folks, I might like to laugh and make jokes while I'm on stage but I have a serious side, and I feel it's time to set the record straight. It's gotten back to me though various channels (I have my sources) that there's a rumor circulating that my girlfriend is pregnant. What?? If this were the case, people, I would obviously be the first to know. And I am here to tell you that she is in no way--

Wait, hang on a minute...

Hang on just a sec more, she's telling me something...

People I am here to confirm to you that my girlfriend IS, in fact, pregnant! Roll out the red carpets and shine the handicap entrance buttons, I made a baby! Okay, okay, WE made a baby. But this is my blog so I get to say "I."

Someone asked me recently what my proudest accomplishment was and I have to say, this is it. (In the same question they also asked where it came from, but I decided not to answer because I'm going to be a father and I'm respectable, darn it.)

The ultrasound pictures are pretty amazing. People, there's a little person in there! It's a bit difficult to tell since he's not that big yet, but I think he looks like me. My lady says No, the baby definitely looks like her. I can tell already that when the kid does something right then he's her child but whenever baby food  hits the wall then he's all mine.

She'll probably be right, right? Those Blue genes are kinda funky...

Anyway people, go out and have a cigar or a glass of bubbly and toast the new Blue. Even if you're at work. Your boss likes it. Tell them that you're supporting families with disabilities and see what happens.

smooches,
Josh
aka "Pops"

Comments

[Jonathan]

Awesome. Congratulations! Oh right, and the baby!